Eulogy, 06/11/2023

Krazy Ted, Krazy Ted.

Krazy Ted sick in his head.

He could not take the shit they served,

wherefore a brief he penned and mailed it to some feds.

Dispatching that in a preserve

he shan’t, by Jove, be trapped.

boom, Boom! The letters went when read,

and “Ouchie!” yelped some sundry bureaucrats.

Thus to the clinker Ted was led.

A-lack and a-lay. Ted's last day was yesterday.

A tack in the toe, a tick in the hay.

Krazy Ted is kertainly all dead.